Some Indystry Standard Acronyms
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ATARI - Always Trouble And Repair Impossible

NT - Needs Towing (With reference to the US Navys experience with USS Yorktown)
   - Nearly There
   - Nice Try

PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

WWW - World Wide Wait

COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

CD-ROM - Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.

MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools
Teenagers

LISP - Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis

RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code

SCSI - System Can't See It

DOS - Defective Operating System

BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM - I Blame Microsoft
    - Ikky Blue Machines
    - It's Being Mended
    - I Believe Marketing

ICL - It's coming later

DEC - Do Expect Cuts

EMACS - Eighty Megs and continuous swapping
      - Eventually Mallocs All Core Storage